Monday, October 31, 2011
Happy Halloween and SEVEN BILLION
Considering that there are 100 thousand million stars in our Milky Way galaxy....7 billion doesn't seem like much. Then you consider that there are hundreds of billions of other galaxies and the numbers become HUGE.
Trillions of stars in the Universe and only one United Nations. I wonder if they have an opinion on Universe population. Maybe they should start considering the bigger picture and it might make it easier to make sure that all 7 billion have a daily share of food and water.
We can handle that responsibility....don't you think?
Imagine the amount of candy that will be distributed tonight in America....and then imagine how much will be thrown away over the next ten days.
Imagine one hundredth of that amount being sent to African children living in refuge camp cities.
Hershey's should do a fly over and drop millions of little Kisses......the survivors would be addicted for life.
The fact that there probably wouldn't be a lot of survivors is the real spooky thought....but then again it's Halloween and I hear the door bell ringing.
Time to make America a little bit fatter.
Of course I always buy candy that I like to eat, so if the attendance is down I have sweets for the next two weeks. It might be the only candy I buy in bulk all year. Maybe I should take a few pieces and UPS them to Africa. Probably going to have a melting issue unless I use the cold ice packs like See's does.
Halloween is a strange event......it can't be called a Holiday because nothing is closed.
I do enjoy asking little kids on the street if I can have a piece of candy. Generally they always reach in their bag and hand it over. Sometimes they look at me like I've lost my mind.....but then I say trick or treat and they share.
Odd night to be out in the streets harassing little kids don't you think? But it's actually the only night of the year where rules get tossed and kids and adults mingle out in the neighborhoods.
BOO!
Michael Timothy McAlevey
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
WTF?
Every organization in the world that has interest in the welfare of animals should stand up and let those people, who completely lost their minds, know that lawsuits will be filed and there will be penalties to pay.
I'm not even an animal person....and I'm totally disgusted.
A short summary of the incident.
A man named Terry Thompson owned a wild animal farm, ranch or preserve, depending on who you ask, for reasons yet unclear, apparently opened the pens, gates and cages and let his exotic collection escape.
The community where he lived is called Zaneyville......or Zanesville if you need exact facts.
After letting his animals loose....he allegedly committed suicide. At 5:30 on Tuesday evening the first 911 call came into dispatch and 24 hours later the following animals were dead from gunshot wounds courtesy of the Muskingum County Sheriff's department.
18 rare Bengal Tigers
6 Black Bears
8 Lionesses
3 Mountain Lions
1 Baboon (who some claim might have been the ringleader)
and a few others yet to be named.
The sheriff's department says all the animals killed were immediately buried on the property.
Zanesville is 55 miles from one of the greatest Zoo's in the world....The Columbus Zoo. (Jack Hanna, famous for Late Night TV guest spots, was formerly the director)
A zoo 55 miles away could have been on the scene in two hours fully loaded with enough tranquilizer guns to stop al-qeada and yet at the end of the day 49 animals were dead and buried.
18 BENGAL TIGERS. The last time I heard there weren't even 18 Bengal Tigers left in India.
How much is a full grown Bengal Tiger worth?
My guess would be $50,000. How much is a Bengal Tiger rug worth? My guess would be......$100,000
WASN'T THERE ONE PERSON ON THAT SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT TEAM THAT BROUGHT UP QUESTIONS THAT MIGHT HAVE SAVED MOST OF THE ANIMALS?
Like for example...."Hey Captain Duck....do you think we could trank these things and then sell them to other Zoo's?"
I realize that when the sheriff's rode into the Thompson compound that a few causalities were going to take place.....but the second phone made after the initial 911 all should have been to the Columbus Zoo....and the Zoo people should have arrived with the Sheriff's Department so that people who knew about wild animals would be present. 49 causalities seems high to me....but then again 2500 wings beats per second by a hummingbird also causes me problems.
Getting back to the moment sheriff's arrived at the compound. I visualize a bunch of hunters...... and it's just a wild guess that most of the sheriff's department are probably duck, geese, deer, quail and rabbit hunters....... suddenly having an out of body experience.
IT HAD TO BE THE GREATEST MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES WHEN CAPTAIN DUCK SAID...."GO GET EM BOYS....AND DON'T BRING BACK ANY PRISONERS."
18 BENGAL TIGERS??????????????????????
I realize there is a sidebar story here regarding Mr. Thompson who had recently served a year in the federal penitentiary for gun possession....but I'm finding a few things hard to believe.
Why the Zoo wasn't involved from the first moment?
And are we really suppose to believe that 18 Bengal Tigers are buried on that compound without being skinned? If that's true, then I think we are going to heard some further news on this incident. Like Butch and Ernie and their cousin Jethro from Boogville Arkansas that have just decided to take a little drive up to Zanesville and snatch them some Tiger pelts.
ALONG WITH 10,00 OTHER HUNTERS AROUND THE COUNTRY.....WHO WOULD KILL TO OWN A BENGAL TIGER RUG!
I see an HBO movie with all of them meeting in Zanesville at the same time and watching the fireworks unfold.
There's so much wrong with this story...including the local animal shelter who's spokesperson is named....Terri Wolfe.
49 of the 56 animals were killed. The other seven are being held for questioning but so far they all seem to be blaming the baboon.
Terry Thompson's wife, whose name is Ele' phant claimed that they didn't even have a baboon so authorities think he might have been an outside agitator recently shunned by the Ohio Tea Party.
Of course silly, I made that last thing up.........but this story could get a lot weirder.
18 Bengal Tigers?
Seriously!
Michael Timothy McAlevey
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
More of the big picture......
It's odd when you think about much fuss and hoopla there will be over the next 12 months leading up to the 2012 election.........and how little considration will be given to REALITY.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Moving me.....
The only film I've seen this year with no redeeming qualities was The Green Hornet.....not to be mistaken for The Green Lantern, which was visually entertaining.....but The Green Hornet proved once again that anyone can get a movie made if they try hard enough. Seth Rogan might be the silliest casting decision I've ever seen. I suspect we'll see no more Seth Rogan super hero adventures.
So far my favorite movie of the year is Midnight in Paris. It turns out to be Woody Allen's biggest box office success and I won't be surprised if it wins multiple awards.
Moneyball is quite entertaining but don't look for Oscar nods.
The fall season is upon us and the studios are getting ready to release their potential award winning films......I HOPE!
I'm going to go see The Way because I have a feeling.....I'll let you know if I let you know.
THREE HOUR PAUSE
Didyoumissme?
The Way is a Emilio Estevez film with his Dad, Martin Sheen, playing a father who lost his son and decides to spread his ashes across St. James Way...and complete the walk that his son didn't.
If you don't know about the pilgrimage in the northern part of Spain....then I suggest you read about it. The film is well done and the scenery is wonderful.
The idea of spreading ashes of a son is nothing new.....Sean is currently in 17 places around the globe with more to follow.
Do you personally know anyone who has done the walk along The Way?
Do you have their cell phone number?
Michael Timothy McAlevey
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Dark Matters unless it's Dark Energy
Dark Energy makes up 73% of the Universe
Dark Matter...23%
and
all visible matter........4%
4% is our visible reality!
Dark Energy is an unexplained force in the world of physics and thus neither you or I have the slightest idea about it's true nature.
Actually I do have an idea but you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
We do know there are two fields in which things can be explained through the world of physics........the field of Quantum Mechanics and the field of General Relativity.
Basically the BIG picture and the LITTLE picture. Einstein developed the BIG picture and multiple brainiacs are credited with the LITTLE guy....with the main star being Werner Heisenberg. Max Planck actually came up with the Quantum Mechanics name but
Max Born, Wolfgang Pauli and Neils Bohr are equally important in the formulation of the theory.
Schrodinger's cat experiment......(click on title of this piece)
helped further the process of trying to understand what Quantum Mechanics was...but if that comes up at a cocktail party I think it's time to go see a movie.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
The REAL baseball season starts NOW
I think the Dodger problems started when they didn't hire Mike Scioscia after he had been their Triple A manager in 1999.
You don't see the Yankees hiring Dodger legends and the same should apply here.
The real pain is when I jump ahead three years and have to see Clayton and Matt playing for the Yankees, Red Sox or Phillies......that's going to hurt. And it might explain why the fans are not going to the games. They realize that the Dodgers aren't in a position to spend the money to keep their best players so why bother to support someone that will soon belong to someone else?
To the positive side of the story.
Matt Kemp had one of the best offensive seasons ever by a Dodger. Obviously his break-up with Rihanna during the off season didn't affect his performance....unless the break-up was her idea and Matt decided to have a great season just to show who ruled the roost here in LA LAND.
2010 was a banner year for Matt Kemp's sex life and 2011 was a banner year for his baseball career. I wonder which one he wants to duplicate in 2012. I'm sure he'd like to have both but some people just can't pull it off.
Clayton Kershaw showed remarkable poise for a 23 year pitcher. It wasn't just the the fact that he won 21 games and led the league in ERA and strikeouts....it was the way he handled the media.
He says the right things because he seems to be having a great time and nothing appears overwhelming to him. Barring injuries he is a potential Hall of Fame candidate. Injuries are a big part of the process, so it's kind of silly to speculate on such nonsense.....but he has that kind of talent....both on and off the field.
NOW FOR THE PREDICTIONS OF POST SEASON PLAY.
My favorite World Series would be ARIZONA VS DETROIT. Since Arizona is managed by Kirk Gibson, who happens to have created the greatest moment in LA Dodger history, I see no reason not to root for them.....and since he was a star for Detroit then the whole thing makes sense.
In reality......Phillies vs. Yankees probably makes more sense.
I see something different than the obvious but then again I see a lot of things differently than most people.
Prediction.....
Tampa Bay vs. Philadelphia
Phillies win in 6 games.......with Chase Utley MVP
Play Ball!
Michael Timothy McAlevey