Follow up

Some of the finishing touches on this week's stories.

It turns out that the TB idiot lawyer from Atlanta has a father-in-law who works for CDC as a microbiologist.

CDC stands for Centers for Disease Control.

Not only does his father-in-law work for the CDC....HE WORKS FOR THE DIVISION THAT ATTEMPTS TO ELIMINATE.....TUBERCULOSIS.

THE ENTIRE STORY MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I WOULD THINK THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO SPREAD THE DISEASE.

THAT COULDN'T BE POSSIBLE.....COULD IT?

ANDY SPEAKER IS A 31 YEAR PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY AND HIS FIRST VERBAL RESPONSE WAS...."I HOPE EVERYONE CAN FORGIVE ME."

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THE GIANT PIG KILLED BY THE 11 YEAR OLD GIANT PIG KILLER FROM ALABAMA...TURNS OUT TO HAVE A NAME.

FRED

The amazing part of that story is that in 2004 a man bought the 6 week old pig for his wife as a present.

THREE YEARS OLD.....1050 POUNDS.....WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY FEEDING HIM? PROBABLY SOME OF THAT SPECIAL FOOD FROM CHINA.

The food kills every animal except PIGS...which end up growing like freakin weeds....and if they had kept him he might have gotten as big as Dick Cheney's ego.

Just kidding.....I don't think anything could get that big.

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THE CHATSWORTH HIGH SCHOOL BASEBALL TEAM WON THE CITY CHAMPIONSHIP AT DODGER STADIUM.....2-1.... and the school fell one short of the State record for home runs.

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PUFFER FISH SAID THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DEAD PANDA BUT THEY CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR GUIDING THE WHALES OUT OF THE SACRAMENTO RIVER.

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Fred Thompson says the only problem he has is the result of working on an NBC show for the last five years. Nobody knows him. He wishes he had been a judge on American Idol and then it would be cake walk to the White House.

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I actually loved the third installment of Spiderman but thought the third Pirates was rather bland and convoluted......and I think the world has had enough Pirates.....who by the way, were total sons of bitches. It's a lot like glorifing the Saprano clan.

ASSHOLES ARE ASSHOLES no matter how they dress.

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MICHAEL TIMOTHY MC ALEVEY