Helen Caldicott, Richard Jeni and rich turkeys

Yesterday at the library I decided to pick up one of the latest books from Dr. Helen Caldicott, who happens to be listed on my important links category....which are shown on the right side of my blog.

The original book that I read by her was called IF YOU LOVE THE PLANET. This newer 2006 book is called NUCLEAR POWER IS NOT THE ANSWER.

The type of information in these books could explain what happened to Richard Jeni, then again learning that there are 25 billionaires in Turkey might also have done the trick....and finding out that a volcanic island has 55 Nuclear Power plants might have helped.

By the way who was the bright industrial revolution PR guy who came up with the name PLANTS to explain mechanically operated establishments that produce billowing toxic smoke which spews into the air and toxic sledge that gets dumped in local rivers. That was a good one. "Hey if we call this place a plant maybe people won't think it's a bad thing.....everybody likes plants."

Now they call them Nuclear Power Plants.....and that's really funny because a plant won't be growing in Chernobyl for about 24,000 years.

wait just a minute.......

25 BILLIONAIRES IN TURKEY!

Let's look at the numbers

THE POPULATION IS 65 MILLION

THE HAVE VERY LITTLE TOURIST TRADE

THE RELIGIOUS PERSUASION IS 99% SUNNI MUSLIM

THEY HAVE THE SECOND LARGEST ARMED FORCES IN NATO

THEY ARE THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRODUCER OF CHROMIUM

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE......

THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRODUCER OF CHROMIUM

I have no idea what Chromium is used for but when the car guys switched to plastic bumpers it must have been a blow to the Chromium guys.

Maybe Richard Jeni had invested in the Chromium market and the plastic bumper thing just pushed him over the edge.

I hate it when people compare a Richard Jeni to a John Belushi.......please keep in mind that John was just trying to get high and did it with the wrong person. Richard took a shotgun and stuck it in his mouth. And although they ended up in this same place I'm sure John greeted Richard with......."What the f..k were you thinking." And Richard looked at John and simply said....did you hear about the 25 billionaires in Turkey?"

The weird thing is they don't even raise turkeys in Turkey. Now that's a huge oversight. They could feed them Chromium and have super turkeys.

I know one thing....there are no Nuclear engineers from Turkey working on helping Japan add more reactors on their volcanic island....where an earthquake happens every freakin day!

Turkey has no Nuclear....anything.

All Turkey has is 25 billionaires!

It might be a case of those 25 guys have all the money and the rest of the country averages about $25.00 a month.

It happens.....check out that $49 billion dollar guy from Mexico who is third on the list, behind Gates and Buffet, for most individual wealth in the world.

In case you were wondering the United States has about 490 billionaires, 103 Nuclear Power Plants, 75 billion turkeys and one less Richard Jeni.

Why do so many funny guys end up not so funny?

I think I know the reason and that's why you don't ever have to worry about me.

First off...I'm not that funny and second....I don't like getting up in front of crowds.

I think that's why

GOD invented blogs.....

Thank you GOD

Now also could you look into that Turkey dealio.....and maybe help Japan finally realize that Nuclear should be bad word for them.....it seems weird that they turned to that form of energy, but maybe when you have two cities that are totally radioactive...it's just a natural segue.

Kind of like going from Helen Caldicott to Turkish billionaries to Richard Jeni

Michael Timothy McAlevey

P.S. could you also check out those guys in the White House....they seem to have some issues that might be bringing the rest of us down....I'd hate to think that there are billionaries from Turkey who own part of Halliburton....after all it is on the road to Iraq and Iran.