Party rules and expectations

As the summer rolls into high gear there are millions of people in this country who will attend a party or two or three or four or....... Hopefully if you live near an ocean your party will be at a beach house.

There are certain areas on both coastlines that offer high end entertainment possibilities due to the cost of the property involved.   Some of this property is available to rent for a month or two during the summer for prices that would be hard to imagine for most Americans.

Imagine $100,000 a month for a house on the beach in Malibu.......now stop imagining because it's true, even though most high end rentals are in the $70,000 a month range. 

I think the next door renting neighbor, of my friends in Malibu, is paying $500,000 because he is so uptight the money squeeze is making his brain very very very small.

 

When someone tells you to stop the music and dancing at 11:30 on a Saturday night party, which is being attended by only 10 people, and then mentions that the same house just had a party last week (Memorial Day) and that this party nonsense has to stop.....then it means that the person renting the house, on the beach, during the summer, in Malibu, simply chose the wrong location for seclusion.

I agreed there are certain party rules that should apply where close proximity neighbors are involved.

#1 Invite the neighbors to the party when it's going to be attended by more than 50 people.
     (it's very easy to have a party with 25 close friends and family and the uptight neighbor has no business attending that type of private function.

#1a  Rule 1 doesn't ever actually take place unless the neighbors are hot.  If they are really hot they are probably having their own parties that you want to attend.

#2 During the week there should be a 10 o'clock curfew on outside music.

#3 On Friday and Saturday 12 o'clock should be the curfew for outside music.  There should be no curfew on anything going on inside the house.  Common courtesy would dictate that windows facing the houses on either side should be closed during any party that goes beyond 12 pm.

#4 Special Holiday's like Memorial Day, 4th of July and Labor Day are exempt from all rules.
    #4a  Birthday celebrations are also exempt from all rules.          

#5 No Rap music should be allowed at any party on the beach.  Rap music is only allowed at inner city parties east of the 405.

#6 All beach parties must have multiple FlashFlight LED disks made by
           Nite Ize     http://www.niteize.com/

#7 All neighbors that complain about music on Saturday nights before 12 pm should have to cook breakfast for the people having the party.

#8 Cats should not be allowed at beach parties.

#9 Drones should not be used to eliminate uptight neighbors even if you work for Boeing and have access to their weapons program.

 #10 Smoking tobacco will never take the place of smoking pot so why smoke the bad when you can smoke the good stuff.  And remember it only takes one hit.

The idea of having a party is to celebrate someone or something or not. 

THERE ARE NO REASONS NOT TO HAVE A PARTY.....ESPECIALLY DURING THE SUMMER ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU.

It would be so cool to have all of 55's (address) neighbors have a party on the same night and simply not invite him.

Or God forbid......everyone near him just decides that he is right
and no more parties
no more fun.

but then again.......

There are common sense rules that apply to how parties should be constructed but no where on earth does a party on Saturday night have to end before 12PM.

End of story.