More WUM and WUMF

A small groundswell.......which by the way, is a really weird word......has started and when a groundswell starts there's really nothing to do but just hold on and let it rip, or let it flow, or as I've said for years.....let it hap'n cap'n.

In truth, there is a civility to OUR sociological environment (and it's clearly planetary) that must recognize the type of person who prefers not to use swear words....or at the very least, ask those of us who do use swear words....to please not use them around them.

IGI

I get it....and I respect those who deserve the consideration of not having someone tell them to
WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER!

BUT 
ignoring
CLIMATE CHANGE
and
GLOBAL WARMING
might
create exceptions to all rules of civility.

In the meantime I've decided to create a softer version for those who truly do deserve a softer wake up call to an obvious serious situation.

WAKE UP MY FRIEND!  WUMF

WUMF should be used when addressing Grandparents, small children, clergy (whose heads aren't up their ass), and anyone who you know that just doesn't approve of colorful language.

PLEASE REMEMBER ONE THING....WE ARE USING WUM AND WUMF WHEN TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT
CLIMATE CHANGE
AND
GLOBAL WARMING
IS A PROVEN REALITY!

The conversation might start off very soft and WUMF is used simply to make a nice friendly gesture regarding that particular human beings lack of knowledge or lack of awareness or just goofy stubbornness regarding life in general.....and at that point it might be necessary to lay a
WUM on them in order to seriously get their attention.

I honestly hope that any person who qualifies for the soft and gentle WUMF doesn't have to get the not so soft and gentle WUM
BUT
IF
I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING
I'VE LEARNED
THAT
SOMETIMES
SH.T
JUST
HAPPENS.....and occasionally certain words actually make a lot more sense than logical explanations regarding truth and reality.

Do you realize how upset Conservatives and Republicans are going to be when they actually have to admit that ALBERT ARNOLD GORE was not only right but that maybe he's the guy who should be leading this parade. I'm thinking about 2016 and to be quite honest....I've seen much bigger comebacks from much bigger Dickheads, if you know what I mean. Richard Nixon was burnt toast and somehow that MF wormed his way back into the White House while being a crazy paranoid son of a bitch. 

AL GORE appears to actually be a nice guy.

I hope I don't have give him a big WUM to bring him out of the classroom and back into the arena.

I realize that divorcing Tipper doesn't look good on the resume, but maybe he can talk to Kobe and find out what it takes to rebuild a marriage. I realize there's a slight difference between Kobe's wife and Tipper but remember it's all relative and there's no logic when it comes to love.  Of course Al might have a new babe and in that case we'll just have to learn to love her.

The White House is not off limits to a person who has been married twice.

The White House actually appears to be a place that is not off limits to anyone.

CLIMATE CHANGE deserves a radical approach when it comes to discussions of how we can slow things down.  Using RENEWABLE ENERGY is one big thing.  Using energy that lasts longer is another thing.

USING LED's FOR ALL FORMS OF LIGHT CAN START RIGHT NOW.  IT MIGHT COSTS MORE AND IT MIGHT NOT BE AS BRIGHT BUT
CORRECTLY BUILT LIGHT EMITTING DIODES ARE PART OF THE SOLUTION TO OUR 
EXCESSIVE ENERGY CONSUMPTION LIFESTYLE.

AL GORE was on this bandwagon before the bandwagon had wheels.

When the conservative gun loving republican grandpa, that you personally know and love, tells you that Al Gore is a jerk or a lunatic and that his Academy Award winning documentary was horseshit
just give them a little
Wumf
and then if necessary
land
a
big
WUM.

So....it's settled
we use WUMF when civility needs to be displayed.

We use WUM when the point needs an extra push.

And by the way, just in case you are wondering, I found out that motherfucker is definitely one word and the faster you say it the more it sounds like the way it was intended when created by Pope John and Snoop Dog when they had coffee in the early 70's.

WUMF before I have to say

WUM!

Does anyone have Al's cellphone number?

Michael Timothy McAlevey