The country might be divided between who listens to NPR and who listens to Rush Limbaugh.
I guess the people that cause the most concern are the ones who only listen to Rush. If all your opinions and news are formed by only listening to Rush Limbaugh than you are a complete idiot. Not a partial idiot....BUT A COMPLETE IDIOT!
At least NPR has different people covering the stories. Limbaugh covers some of the same stories but the only opinion one hears....is Rush's.
NPR is 40 years old this week and the last six months have been challenging because the Republican Party has gone overboard on trying to eliminate any federal funding that helps support NPR.
I DEFY ANYONE WHO LISTENS TO RUSH TO LISTEN TO NPR FOR THREE DAYS....I guarantee your life will be softer, kinder and smarter. Just the vocal tones alone compared to Rush will make your days brighter. On top of that you will get to hear what true investigative reporting sounds like. You might not like what you hear but that's just because you are an idiot. Once you start listening to NPR you will cease being an idiot and you will become a well rounded individual.
Now I'm pretty sure there are no idiots reading this article so I feel like I'm talking to the wall.
If, on the other hand, you are one of the 20 million people who listen to Rush Limbaugh on a weekly basis I highly recommend you switch over and listen to NPR where 27 million people tune in every week.
It's a battle.....RUSH VS NPR......WHICH I FEEL IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND. HOW DID A LOUD MOUTH OPINIONATED FATSO EVER GET 20 MILLION PEOPLE TO FOLLOW HIS CRAP?
O yeah....I forgot....there are a lot of idiots out there.
I think there should be a contest. Every Rush fan must listen to NPR for one week and then take a test. And every NPR fan must listen to Rush for one week and then take acid to try and help overcome the experience.
The winner of such a contest would be the United States of America.
How much better would this country be if there weren't so many idiots?
How cool would it be if Rush started listening to NPR.
Rush has probably made, in the last five years, the same kind of money that the government gives to NPR annually........around $500 million.
I can't believe I've spent the last ten mintues writing about Rush Limbaugh....
oh yeah I forgot.....
I'm
an
idiot!
Michael Timothy McAlevey
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