Friday, January 1, 2010

HAPPY NEWS YEAR

How cool would it be if all the news was happy for the entire year?

A HAPPY NEWS YEAR

2010

THE FIRST IN RECORDED HISTORY

You might end up vomiting every time Fox News came on or every time you picked up a newspaper.

It might take a few years to get used to.....
but I'm willing to give it a shot......how about you?

AN EXAMPLE

"A suicide bomber entered a secure area in Afghanistan today and as he started to pull the wire to denote his explosive device, he suddenly stopped and ANNOUNCED THAT A VOICE IN HIS HEAD said not to hurt anyone anymore and he unbuckled the device and turned it over to the authorities and told them who was behind the plot."

27 al-qaeda members were arrested within 30 minutes.

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

" The Senate announced today that all lobbyists were not allowed within 250 miles of anyone elected to a public office." A national restraining order was put into affect yesterday eliminating any type of communication including e-mail or text messaging between lobbyists and elected officials."

So on and so forth.

You could use the comment tool underneath this article and leave your own Happy News story.

I would love to know what you would consider a Happy News story.

Michael Timothy McAlevey






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