This little Piggy

Imagine if the Swine Flu started with this guy.

I realize the Swine Flu shouldn't be a target of humor but there are some odd sidebars to this story.

The American public is being told to avoid traveling to Mexico but not one word has been mentioned regarding the illegal aliens coming here. Which means we don't care if they bring it we just aren't allowed to go get it.

Egypt has ordered all 350,000 pigs in the country to be slaughtered. Keep in mind that Muslims do not eat pork but these pigs are raised for consumption by the Christian minority. Please note there have been no reported outbreaks in Egypt.

If they decide to slaughter all types of pigs including chauvinistic ones...then that would pretty much spell the end of Egypt's male population.

MALE CHAUVINISM has become synonymous with the Muslim man.

Muslim men make those of us...who have been accused of being insensitive to a woman's rights
here in the United States...look like card carrying crusaders of equality.

The disease is not spread by eating pork so BLT's are safe until further notice. The problem with further notice is by the time it arrives it's usually to late.

There's been one case reported in Austria and two cases in Israel.

Seven police officers were murdered yesterday in Tijuana and it has nothing to do with the Swine Flu but it might a much larger problem than the flu.

Over 500 police officers have died in Mexico since 2006 and none of them died from the Swine Flu.

If the United States simply stopped buying drugs for a few years what would the drug dealers do?

I realize that's not going to happen but I keep thinking musicals will make a comeback so dreaming is just the way I roll.

Michael Timothy McAlevey