I was totally wrong about A Rod signing with the Angels and it took an act of God to make him stay in New York. The act of God consisted of Alex dealing directly with the Yankees without his super agent Scott Boras. Boras still gets his 10% so don't lose any sleep over his being neglected.
Alex is getting $275 million for the next 10 years with bonus money being available if he approaches Barry Bonds home run record.
I doubt whether he will be able to approach the most amazing statistic I've seen regarding the Bonds indictment.
The LA TIMES ran a comparison of Barry's stats before 1999 and from 1999 to 2007. The stats include one very strange number.
Barry Bonds in 1999 was 34 years old.....his shoe size was 10 1/2
TODAY BARRY BONDS SHOE SIZE IS 13
A seldom mentioned result of Human Growth Hormone use.
HIS FEET GREW BY 2 1/2 SIZES
THIS BLOWS MY MIND SO MUCH MORE THAN HIS LYING TO THE GRAND JURY OR BULLS..TING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.
SOMEONE CAN WORK OUT AND CREATE MUSCLE MASS BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD ABOUT WORKOUTS TO INCREASE FOOT SIZE.
Keep in mind that he was 34 years old in 1999.....when he started getting physically bigger.
Imagine how happy and satisfied his wife must be if everything grew the same way as his feet.
No wonder he's so freakin arrogant.
Remember the old adage.....big feet......big.......
AND ON TO HILLARY
Friday night I read my fantasy Hillary speech (previous blog) to eight informed adults at a dinner party. The response was highly favorable and I received repeated suggestions to make sure that Hillary got a copy of the speech. One of the women at the table said she would vote for her just because of the speech...( I suspect she would vote for Hillary anyway)
But the most interesting thing that happened was my question regarding Hillary's sexuality. I asked this question before I read my speech.
"Yes or no...do you think Hillary is a lesbian?"
ALL EIGHT PEOPLE SAID........ NO.
No matter what anybody says about anything regarding this election....it's the innuendo's that will sink a candidate faster than anything.
THE RUMORS have more power than the facts......always have and always will.
Keep in mind that the factual information one knows about any candidate is limited based on voting records and public behavior.
Howard Dean had a incredibly successful campaign derailed by one public SHOUTING EPISODE and no innuendo's.
JOHN KERRY WAS DEFEATED BY INNUENDO'S ONLY....and some questions about his wife's accent.
THE RUMORS ABOUT HILLARY'S SEXUALITY WILL BECOME URBAN LEGEND BY THE TIME THIS ELECTION REACHES IT'S APEX.
I think she and Bill should make a video......the kind of video that made Paris Hilton a celebrity. Obviously making a sexual video doesn't destroy one's career.....
Of course it hasn't been done by a politician....but it's a new day and a new dawn and we are talking about electing a WOMAN as President of the United States so all previous bets are off the table.
It could be fuzzy and out of focus so that we wouldn't have to be visually disturbed.
It could be a preemptive strike to the RIGHT WING RUMOR MONGERS NEO-CON ATTACK on Hillary.....
AN ATTACK THAT WILL HAPPEN ...AS SURE AS SOME ONE'S FOOT INCREASES IN SIZE IF THEY TAKE HUMAN GROWTH HORMONES.
10 1/2 TO 13 at the age of 34!!!!!!!
I PERSONALLY AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HILLARY ATTACKS BUT I'M TRYING MY BEST TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SOFTEN THEM BEFORE THEY ARRIVE......(a love making tape of her and Bill is just my first idea. )
AND THEY WILL ARRIVE AND THEY WILL BE UGLY.....like Barry's toes....
Michael Timothy McAlevey
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