CHINA HAS AN FDA

The fact that China actually has an FDA says something. The idea that one of the their previous commissioners is being put to death for taking bribes.... also says something.

Kobe Bryant demanded a trade today from the Lakers.

I think maybe China might be a good place to trade him. Jerry Buss has to feel a little disappointed in Mr. Bryant. Not only did he stick by him during his Colorado fiasco but then turns around and gives him $134 million and says goodbye to Shaq.

If I was Dr. Buss I would make him my driver so that any future DUI's could be avoided.

How about a trade to Miami for Shaq and Dwayne Wade.

Would Kobe be bitchin right now if he had signed with the Clippers?

SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH THIS PROGRAM

I would really like to see him traded for Alex Rodriquez and then we could have a third baseman on the Dodgers. I've heard he was a fairly good basketball player so it could be a double switch. Send the Yankees and the Knicks...Kobe and Mark Hendrickson.

But really the best place for him would be somewhere outside of Beijing....there's got to be some tall Chinese dudes who are looking for the chance to live in LA.

Again....I have to imagine Jerry Buss is very very upset.....and rightly so.

BIG SLAP IN THE FACE

but the fact that China actually has an FDA is really much more important.

MICHAEL TIMOTHY MC ALEVEY