Saturday, April 21, 2007

LIMBO ELIMINATED and BEES DON"T CELL


The Catholic Church made a giant stride into reality based awareness by eliminating the concept of Limbo....which is the place that babies would go if they died before being baptised. Fairly harsh place.....caught between HERE and THERE....between THIS and THAT.....trapped forever in the Middle of NOWHERE....with millions of other babies. I sure would hate to be the NANNY ANGEL on that location.
Purgatory should be the next target. Purgatory....which is the detention area before being allowed to advance to the honors class of heaven. Those who are sent to Purgatory can be there for a very long time depending on their infractions.

THE ARROGANCE OF ANY PHYSICAL BEING....OR WORSE YET, ANY PHYSICAL ORGANIZATION.... CLAIMING TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO THE INDIVIDUAL SOUL AFTER IT LEAVES THE PHYSICAL BODY IS AN ARROGANCE OF HUGE PROPORTION AND THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR ORGANIZATIONS ARE TRAPPED IN A TRUE LIMBO OF IGNORANCE.

I think about the devout Catholics who have suffered for years after losing a baby, and have had to also deal with the ridiculous notion that the soul of their baby has been stuck in Limbo.

Which I'm pretty sure was invented by one of the wacky Popes in the 7, 8, 9 or 10th Century....and believe me when I use the term wacky, I'm probably being extremely gentle.

COMPLETE NUT CASES might be a better category to place SOME of those leaders. But they knew how to scare the heaven out of people and they knew how to train their flocks.

THE FACT THAT YESTERDAY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH ELIMINATED LIMBO SHOULD OPEN THE DOOR FOR OTHER RELIGIONS TO STEP FORWARD AND DROP CERTAIN "IDEAS."

HOW ABOUT A TRADE OFF......A TIT FOR TAT.....A BARTER AMONG BELIEF THIEVES.

CATHOLICS GIVE UP LIMBO
ISLAM GIVES UP THE 72 VIRGIN DEALIO

SOUNDS FAIR AND REASONABLE TO ME......AND THEN MAYBE WE COULD EVEN GET OTHER ORGANIZATIONS INVOLVED.

CATHOLICS GIVE UP LIMBO
ISLAM GIVES UP THE VIRGIN THING
JUDAISM GIVES UP......TAKE YOUR PICK......PERSONALLY I THINK THE PARTING OF THE RED SEA MIGHT HAVE TO GO....OR MAYBE THE COUPLE THAT WAS TURNED TO STONE FOR LOOKING BACK AT S AND G.
HINDUISM GIVES UP....AGAIN TAKE YOUR PICK....LOT'S OF WILD THINGS TO ELIMINATE IN THAT ORGANIZATION.....that doesn't consider itself an organization.
BUDDHISM GIVES UP.......I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY NEED TO GIVE UP.... BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FAMILIAR WITH THEIR ORIGINS AND THEY SEEM TO BE FOCUSED ON ????????

I'LL LOOK INTO THAT ORGANIZATION AND REPORT BACK but THERE'S ANOTHER STORY THAT CAUGHT MY EYE THIS WEEK.

THE COLONY COLLAPSE DISORDER MIGHT BE THE RESULT OF CELL PHONES.
Apparently the signals from cell phones creates havoc for the bee population. The signals cause the bees to become disorientated and they can't find their way home.....the fly around until they starve and then they die.

THIS THEORY WAS NOT WIDELY REPORTED BUT IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE ONE OF THE PROBLEMS THAT BEES HAVE.....THEN IT'S PRETTY SAFE TO SAY.....BEES ARE SCREWED.


NO WAY ARE PEOPLE GOING TO GIVE UP THE CELL PHONES IN ORDER TO PRESERVE POLLINATION.


OF COURSE THEY MIGHT GIVE UP THEIR CELL PHONES BUT IT WILL ONLY HAPPEN AFTER IT IS MUCH TOO LATE....AND ALL THE BEES HAVE VANISHED DUE TO AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF PEOPLE TEXT MESSAGING THEIR VOTE INTO THE AMERICAN IDOL SHOW.


I wonder if the Bees stopped over in Limbo before heading out to BEEHEAVEN?


MICHAEL TIMOTHY MC ALEVEY

1 comment:

Unknown said...

LIMBO!
I MEAN. . .WE DO NEED A SITE, POST TERMINATION, TO REST UP AFORE THE NEXT STEP. NOW. . .THANKS TO THE CHURCH HIERARCHY, THERE IS NO PLACE FOR AL (ALBERTO GONZALEZ), PAUL (PAUL WOLFOWITZ), OR DICK TO GO ONCE THEY "KICK THE BUCKET."
Just because St. Augustine, A CATHOLIC SAINT! ! !(mind you), declared that unbaptized babies go "straight to hell" "DO NOT PASS GO!" the Catholic Church "waffles" and creates LIMBO.
I sorta was looking forward to a little LIMBO. Good golf. Three meals a day. Maybe some good programming on the tube -- but THERE'S NO ASSURANCE OF THIS! ! !
And this is exactly why THE POPE cancels LIMBO. He couldn't control the programming. Whadda control freak. Lighten up, POPE!
Live a little.
Bees,. . . ENOUGH SAID.

-butch