Saturday, February 17, 2007

A Disorder beyond BEElief

The Eco-system is being attacked in a way that could make global warming seem like a video game.

An illness is sweeping the country and the victims are highly unappreciated and quite ignored by the general populace. The ramifications from this illness will be felt in ways that we can't imagine and things that we take for granted will simply.....disappear.

Colony Collapse Disorder is the name and the victim is the often invisible, wondrous, hard-working, misunderstood and hard to tell apart from one to the next......HONEYBEE.

Beekeepers in 22 states have reported losses up to 50% of their colonies. 50 PERCENT.

IF ANY OTHER SPECIES WAS LOSING POPULATION AT THIS RATE....THE SENATE WOULD BEE HOLDING A SPECIAL HEARING AND DEMANDING THAT THE PRESIDENT ACT.

A CCD STUDY GROUP SHOULD BE FORMED IMMEDIATELY IN CONGRESS...

TODAY!

The lost of honeybee's to the Eco-system could truly put the human population in
jeopardy......or at the very least, could affect the American standard of living....which in all truthfulness creates a bigger problem than extinction.

Altering the American standard of living might be the main reason we are fighting a war on terror. We won't tolerant nor accept the concept of having to change our daily habits....and by God, we will go anywhere and fight anyone to maintain that standard.

The loss of the Honeybee population will affect the American standard of living....and in fact this is so devastatingly disastrous that now that I think about it.....it might be a TERRORIST ATTACK.

CALL HOMELAND SECURITY!

The terrorists don't need to hit anymore buildings or poison our water or send anthrax through the mail....all they have to do is release the HONEYBEE ASSASSIN through middle America bee hive ranches and WHAM.....within twenty years bee pollination is over and the result is....

LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY....

DO YOU PERSONALLY HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT POLLINATION MEANS TO PLANT LIFE?

I'm not here to give you a third grade science lesson.....but if you simply use your common sense and think about COLONY COLLAPSE DISORDER and what it means to plant life in the United States then you will start to get the picture.

You know in your heart that you've always overlooked the importance of honeybee's...because maybe once or twice in your life you felt their stinger. And please remember when you felt that stinger you just had a moment of pain....the owner of that stinger.....died.

Now I realize that their are some human beings out there who are allergic to bee stings and could possibly die if stung. I've heard rumors about those people and although I've yet to meet one I'm fairly certain they do exist. The percentage of population who are allergic to bee stings has got to be less that 1/100th of one percent.

THE PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL BE AFFECTED BY COLONY COLLAPSE DISORDER.....WILL BE .....IOO PERCENT.

IF COLONY COLLAPSE DISORDER GOES UNCHECKED AND ALL BEE COLONIES ARE WIPED OUT......

THIS BECOMES THE WORST DISASTER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER EXPERIENCED.....

AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE.......IT'S JUST A FREAKIN
HONEYBEE.

JUST A LITTLE TEENY TINY.....HONEYBEE.

JUST OUR STANDARD OF LIVING AND PERHAPS OUR VERY EXISTENCE....

NO BIG THING

COLONY COLLAPSE DISORDER......

Wake up America and solve this rapidly spreading disease....or suffer the horrible consequences...

BEELIEVE ME!

I just pray to God that this isn't one of those animal type mass suicides to protest human behavior.....we have a hard time conversing with whales and they have large brains.....bees on the other hand.....everything is so freakin small......their ears are the size of this 0....but they do have an unusual group consciousness so maybe there is a chance for communication....and oh yeah, I've actually had a few moments with a bee, so I know from whence I speak Skywalker.....


MICHAEL TIMOTHY MC ALEVEY












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