I'm still holding my breath

NO OFFICIAL WORD FROM THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REGARDING HIS PLANS FOR PERMANENT RELOCATION TO ONE OF HIS GOLF RESORTS

I CAN'T JUMP WITH JOY UNTIL I'VE HEARD THE ACTUAL WORDS

"I CONCEDE"

OR

THE FINAL CERTIFICATION IS COMPLETE

THE ORANGE MAN IS THE ULTIMATE TRICKSTER

AND

I

REFUSE

TO

BE

SUCKED

IN

AND

THEN

HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT HIS PLAN TO HAVE HIS APPOINTED JUDGES AND COURTS DECIDE THIS ELECTION......... 

.........ACTUALLY WORKED.