Thoughts on few recent events

Tim Hunt, British Nobel laureate and biochemist, resigned his post at the University College London school because he said...."Let me tell you about my trouble with girls (which already makes millions of women crazy...as I recently learned from a police woman in Santa Monica)...three things happen when they are in the lab: You fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them, they cry."

He actually was knighted in 2006 by Queen Elizabeth II

....and at the time he said she smelled like a little girl....and she makes love like a little girl....and then Bob Dylan sued him for plagiarism and he had to pay $12.56 cents to settle the case.


ONE OF THE ABOVE THREE ITEMS IS NOT TRUE........but each one seems just as silly as the other two.

Oh....you don't think being knighted sounds silly in the year 2015.  Only the Brits could keep such an antiquated system in play for hundreds and hundreds of years.

And on top of that...........all commoners seem to love the system.....which just makes me say.....huh?

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al-Qaeda said last week that the Islamic State (IS) is a extremist group and they are going to crush them.

THERE ARE SO MANY DIRECTIONS ONE COULD TAKE WHILE TRYING TO ANALYSIS THAT STATEMENT.....I KNOW NOT WHICH DIRECTION TO TRAVEL.


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If the GOP allows every Republican, in office, any office, to run for President then it will be official.

THEY ARE ALL GOOFY!

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Rick Santori needs to go to Pope school....and Rick Perry thinks glasses are going to make the difference this time around.

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Jeb is announcing today and Hillary announced over the weekend and that's pretty funny since both have been collecting money for the last three months.

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Fast tracking a trade pact that would seem to create more off-shore jobs doesn't make any sense.  At the very least it should be discussed COMPLETELY.

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The Steve Jobs book by Walter Isaacson is a must read for anyone interested in technology, business, early LSD trips, meditation, not blinking, and of course design.

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Over the weekend I listened to various Republicans claiming that Obama has no plan to defeat The Islamic State.  IS HE SUPPOSE TO REVEAL ALL ASPECTS OF HIS PLAN? it seems that US air strikes, combined with Kurdish ground troops, are making headway in Syria's northeast.  It was reported this morning that 250 towns and villages have been taken away from IS.  THAT APPEARS TO BE A PLAN.....DOESN'T IT?

IT'S STILL A SUNNI VS SHIITE WAR IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.

If we hadn't gone to Iraq in 2003 it would still be a war between those two factions of the Islamic faith.

CAN WE REALLY CHOOSE A SIDE IN THIS INTERNAL BATTLE OF ISLAM?

And please remember that they have been going at each other since 700 AD.

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I'm seriously excited about TED 2........pretty sure TED was the funniest movie I've ever seen.

I'm practicing my laugh right f**king now......

Michael Timothy McAlevey