Wednesday, January 31, 2007
One of
the interesting features of Global Warming is the choosing of which CAMP you
want to be in....is it a hotbed of information or are you a hothead just causing
problems or
do
you simply not give a flying f..k?
THE CAMPS
CAMP A....GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
CAMP B....GLOBAL WARMING WILL DESTROY MANKIND
CAMP C....GLOBAL WARMING MEANS MORE BEACH DAYS
CAMP D....GLOBAL WARMING WAS CREATED BY AL GORE
CAMP E....GLOBAL WARMING WILL END SNOWBOARDING
CAMP F....GLOBAL WARMING IS A PLOT CREATED BY THE BUILDERS OF
THE CAMPS
CAMP A....GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
CAMP B....GLOBAL WARMING WILL DESTROY MANKIND
CAMP C....GLOBAL WARMING MEANS MORE BEACH DAYS
CAMP D....GLOBAL WARMING WAS CREATED BY AL GORE
CAMP E....GLOBAL WARMING WILL END SNOWBOARDING
CAMP F....GLOBAL WARMING IS A PLOT CREATED BY THE BUILDERS OF
STONEHEDGE
........
JUST TO CONFUSE US
CAMP
G....GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT A REPUBLICAN PROBLEM
CAMP H....GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT TRUE AND WE ARE AGAINST IT
As I encounter the different sides to this issue I am continuously amazed that Al Gore is front and center in Camp H. The camp against Global Warming is the camp that says they wouldn't believe anything Al Gore says....because "remember he claimed to have started the Internet." The camp against Global Warming says the charts and figures are created to only show one side of the issue....and the camp against Global Warming says that it's simply a cyclical occurrence and all the fuss is fabricated in order to.....make us nervous...and take our minds off of serious issues....like???????
That's one of the most amazing facts about Camp H. What do they think all these scientists are doing? Do they honestly believe the research being done is done to distract us from reality.
I get very nervous when a group of people seems not to be interested in a problem because the problem is being revealed by AL GORE.
As I watched INCONVENIENT TRUTH I fully understood why Al lost the election...oh wait a minute, he didn't lose the election.....oh yeah the Electoral College does count....oh yeah forget about Florida....HE LOST....get over it!
But watching the movie I realized the problem right after I fell asleep for two minutes during his lecture. Keep in mind that I am a member of CAMP A so I went to see the movie the first week it opened. The moment I realized that I had dozed off, was the moment I understood what had happened in the election.
Al, throughout his political life, has been consistent in his environmental concerns except when he ran for President. I'm fairly certain I never heard him speak about Global Warming when he ran for President. It should have been his platform issue. I realize that he might have put people to sleep but everybody needs to sleep before they can wake up.
In certain Camps, information about Global Warming makes the brain shut down....and it's possible that the brain shutting down might occur in every CAMP at one point or another.
THE INFORMATION IS INTENSE
INTENSE INFORMATION CAN CAUSE THE CONSCIOUS BRAIN TO SHUT DOWN
SLEEP IS A HIGHLY COMMON METHOD FOR EXPERIENCING CONSCIOUS BRAIN SHUT DOWN
AL GORE CAN CREATE A CONSCIOUS BRAIN SHUT DOWN IN SOMEONE BELONGING TO CAMP A
Imagine what he does for people in CAMP H?
I appreciate all the efforts Al Gore has made to bring this issue to the forefront....but if the issue is going to be taken seriously, there needs to be a member of CAMP H involved in a highly publicized conversion to CAMP A...
LET'S PICK OUR POISON.......
JOHN McCAIN.......HIGHLY UNLIKELY BECAUSE OF HIS AGE BUT HE IS SOMEWHAT VOCAL ABOUT REDUCING CARBON EMISSIONS....AND IF HE REALLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT, GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT HE'LL SAY TO GET ELECTED. HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF CAMP H, BUT HE'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
NEWT GINGRICH....PERFECT CANDIDATE BECAUSE WHEN HE CREATED HIS CONTRACT WITH AMERICA....THE WORD ENVIRONMENT WASN'T EVEN LISTED IN THE 25 PROMISES. HE COULD BE THE ONE, BUT FIRST HE'D HAVE TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS.
RUDY GIULIANI...I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE STANDS ON ANYTHING EXCEPT COURAGEOUS FIREMEN IN NEW YORK...SO HE MIGHT BE A PERFECT VOICE FROM CAMP H....BUT HE COULD BE A MEMBER OF ANY CAMP, BECAUSE NOBODY HAS A CLUE TO WHAT HIS POLITICS ARE....YET. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO ENTER THE RACE.....
A GLOBAL WARMING PLATFORM COULD PROPEL HIM STRAIGHT TO PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
CLINT EASTWOOD AND ARNOLD...NOW WE ARE TALKING.
Could you imagine what would happen if these two converted to CAMP A.....
OH MY GOD.....
30% OF THE PEOPLE WOULD STOP DRIVING THEIR CARS AND START RIDING DIESEL POWERED BUSES. 10% OF THE PEOPLE WOULD START RIDING BIKES TO WORK.
CAMP H....GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT TRUE AND WE ARE AGAINST IT
As I encounter the different sides to this issue I am continuously amazed that Al Gore is front and center in Camp H. The camp against Global Warming is the camp that says they wouldn't believe anything Al Gore says....because "remember he claimed to have started the Internet." The camp against Global Warming says the charts and figures are created to only show one side of the issue....and the camp against Global Warming says that it's simply a cyclical occurrence and all the fuss is fabricated in order to.....make us nervous...and take our minds off of serious issues....like???????
That's one of the most amazing facts about Camp H. What do they think all these scientists are doing? Do they honestly believe the research being done is done to distract us from reality.
I get very nervous when a group of people seems not to be interested in a problem because the problem is being revealed by AL GORE.
As I watched INCONVENIENT TRUTH I fully understood why Al lost the election...oh wait a minute, he didn't lose the election.....oh yeah the Electoral College does count....oh yeah forget about Florida....HE LOST....get over it!
But watching the movie I realized the problem right after I fell asleep for two minutes during his lecture. Keep in mind that I am a member of CAMP A so I went to see the movie the first week it opened. The moment I realized that I had dozed off, was the moment I understood what had happened in the election.
Al, throughout his political life, has been consistent in his environmental concerns except when he ran for President. I'm fairly certain I never heard him speak about Global Warming when he ran for President. It should have been his platform issue. I realize that he might have put people to sleep but everybody needs to sleep before they can wake up.
In certain Camps, information about Global Warming makes the brain shut down....and it's possible that the brain shutting down might occur in every CAMP at one point or another.
THE INFORMATION IS INTENSE
INTENSE INFORMATION CAN CAUSE THE CONSCIOUS BRAIN TO SHUT DOWN
SLEEP IS A HIGHLY COMMON METHOD FOR EXPERIENCING CONSCIOUS BRAIN SHUT DOWN
AL GORE CAN CREATE A CONSCIOUS BRAIN SHUT DOWN IN SOMEONE BELONGING TO CAMP A
Imagine what he does for people in CAMP H?
I appreciate all the efforts Al Gore has made to bring this issue to the forefront....but if the issue is going to be taken seriously, there needs to be a member of CAMP H involved in a highly publicized conversion to CAMP A...
LET'S PICK OUR POISON.......
JOHN McCAIN.......HIGHLY UNLIKELY BECAUSE OF HIS AGE BUT HE IS SOMEWHAT VOCAL ABOUT REDUCING CARBON EMISSIONS....AND IF HE REALLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT, GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT HE'LL SAY TO GET ELECTED. HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF CAMP H, BUT HE'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
NEWT GINGRICH....PERFECT CANDIDATE BECAUSE WHEN HE CREATED HIS CONTRACT WITH AMERICA....THE WORD ENVIRONMENT WASN'T EVEN LISTED IN THE 25 PROMISES. HE COULD BE THE ONE, BUT FIRST HE'D HAVE TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS.
RUDY GIULIANI...I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE STANDS ON ANYTHING EXCEPT COURAGEOUS FIREMEN IN NEW YORK...SO HE MIGHT BE A PERFECT VOICE FROM CAMP H....BUT HE COULD BE A MEMBER OF ANY CAMP, BECAUSE NOBODY HAS A CLUE TO WHAT HIS POLITICS ARE....YET. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO ENTER THE RACE.....
A GLOBAL WARMING PLATFORM COULD PROPEL HIM STRAIGHT TO PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
CLINT EASTWOOD AND ARNOLD...NOW WE ARE TALKING.
Could you imagine what would happen if these two converted to CAMP A.....
OH MY GOD.....
30% OF THE PEOPLE WOULD STOP DRIVING THEIR CARS AND START RIDING DIESEL POWERED BUSES. 10% OF THE PEOPLE WOULD START RIDING BIKES TO WORK.
AND BY THE WAY....THIS ISSUE IS THE
ISSUE THAT COULD SAVE FORD MOTOR CORPORATION.
THEY LOST $5.6 BILLION LAST QUARTER
IF THEY ANNOUNCED THAT EVERY PASSENGER CAR MANUFACTURED BY FORD WOULD BE A HYBRID BY THE YEAR 2010....the trucks would take a while longer.....but what they needed from the American public would be FUTURE PURCHASE ORDERS...WITH DEPOSITS....NOW. The sooner the FPO the better the discount on the hybrid.
FORD MOTOR CORPORATION COULD BE THE ULTIMATE CAMP A CONVERSION...AND WILLIAM FORD COULD ONCE AGAIN BE THE PRIMARY NAME IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY.
Let Clint and Arnold act as the spokesmen for the project and Global Warming gets bitch slapped all over the place....wham!
So far we've had Al Gore carrying the torch.....nice guy....Tennessee gentleman.....important political ansetory.....ex-Vice-President...founder of the Internet.....but he can put you to sleep even on your best day.....
NOW WE NEED TO BRING OUT THE BIG DOGS WITH THEIR BIG GUNS.....and lots of BIG DOGS belong to CAMP H....and for some ungodly reason people would pay attention.
ACTORS REALLY HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC....
EXCEPT ACTORS WHOSE NAMES ARE ROBBINS, SARANDON, PENN, BALDWIN AND FONDA. It seems that they just piss people off...and this issue can't be pissing people off. Let them stick to their ANTI-WAR position.....there seems to be plenty of those issues to keep them busy for awhile.....
I sincerely hope that a CAMP H convert can come forth soon and take some of the pressure off of poor Al.
COME ON YOU CAMP H DICKHEADS........GET ON THE FREAKIN BANDWAGON.
A tad bit harsh?
How about...
Dear Camp H Global Warming non-believers,
Please note the importance regarding the polar ice cap melting and realize that your children's children will really have a problem if the issue is not addressed now. Al Gore promises to stop giving lectures if anyone of you steps forward and picks up the slack.
Sincerely,
The Human Race
Michael Timothy McAlevey
THEY LOST $5.6 BILLION LAST QUARTER
IF THEY ANNOUNCED THAT EVERY PASSENGER CAR MANUFACTURED BY FORD WOULD BE A HYBRID BY THE YEAR 2010....the trucks would take a while longer.....but what they needed from the American public would be FUTURE PURCHASE ORDERS...WITH DEPOSITS....NOW. The sooner the FPO the better the discount on the hybrid.
FORD MOTOR CORPORATION COULD BE THE ULTIMATE CAMP A CONVERSION...AND WILLIAM FORD COULD ONCE AGAIN BE THE PRIMARY NAME IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY.
Let Clint and Arnold act as the spokesmen for the project and Global Warming gets bitch slapped all over the place....wham!
So far we've had Al Gore carrying the torch.....nice guy....Tennessee gentleman.....important political ansetory.....ex-Vice-President...founder of the Internet.....but he can put you to sleep even on your best day.....
NOW WE NEED TO BRING OUT THE BIG DOGS WITH THEIR BIG GUNS.....and lots of BIG DOGS belong to CAMP H....and for some ungodly reason people would pay attention.
ACTORS REALLY HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC....
EXCEPT ACTORS WHOSE NAMES ARE ROBBINS, SARANDON, PENN, BALDWIN AND FONDA. It seems that they just piss people off...and this issue can't be pissing people off. Let them stick to their ANTI-WAR position.....there seems to be plenty of those issues to keep them busy for awhile.....
I sincerely hope that a CAMP H convert can come forth soon and take some of the pressure off of poor Al.
COME ON YOU CAMP H DICKHEADS........GET ON THE FREAKIN BANDWAGON.
A tad bit harsh?
How about...
Dear Camp H Global Warming non-believers,
Please note the importance regarding the polar ice cap melting and realize that your children's children will really have a problem if the issue is not addressed now. Al Gore promises to stop giving lectures if anyone of you steps forward and picks up the slack.
Sincerely,
The Human Race
Michael Timothy McAlevey
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