Monday, August 5, 2013

Juice reckoning day

Today MLB is going to announce some hard sanctions on some big name baseball players.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.....

FORM A STEROID ONLY LEAGUE.  So what if there's only four teams. If an adult male (or female) wants to inject themselves with a performance enhancing drug then they should only be able to complete against others with the same desire.

The problem is that currently they are competing against adult humans who don't use.

IF THEY LEGALIZED STEROIDS FOR ATHLETICS......HOW MANY PLAYERS DO YOU THINK WOULD USE?

MY GUESS IS 90 PERCENT....but that's just me.

Realistically it would probably be 100 percent.....BUT I have to assume that 10 percent just wouldn't inject anything.  If it was available in pill form than 100 percent is probably more accurate.

I'd be very interested in seeing how far someone could hit a baseball batting against a jacked up pitcher throwing 105 MPH.

I've always thought there should be a seperate Olympics for juicers.

IF SOMEONE WANTS TO INJECT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT MAKE HIM RUN A 7 FLAT 100 METER SPRINT.....THEN I'M GOING TO WATCH IT.

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR WHEN JUICERS COMPLETE AGAINST NON-JUICERS.

SO MAKE SPERATE COMPETITIONS.........

I'm really surprised that McMahon from wrestling fame hasn't thought about this yet.
If wrestling dude and The Donald got involved with some crazy new Russian Billionaire then I'm sure it could become a reality.

THINK OF THE NUMBERS IN THE OLYMPICS?
THINK OF THE RUNNING YARDAGE IN THE NFL?
THINK OF THE SERVES IN TENNIS?
THINK HOW MUCH FASTER YOU COULD TEXT?
THINK HOW MUCH HIGHER THE BASKETBALL PLAYERS COULD JUMP?
THINK HOW MUCH SHORTER LIFE MIGHT BE?

I ONLY KNOW THAT LANCE ARMSTRONG DEFEATED CANCER IN 7 PARTS OF HIS BODY AND WON 7 TOUR DE FRANCE RACES.

IF AN ADULT ATHLETE WANTS TO USE SOMETHING TO ENHANCE THEIR PERFORMANCE THEN SO BE IT.

BUT THEY MUST COMPETE WITH OTHER ADULTS WHO HAVE MADE THE SAME CHOICE.

NEW LEAGUES.......

NJL  National Juice League
MJB  Major Juice Baseball
NHJ   National Hockey Juicers

ETC.....ETC.....ETC.

And then to top the whole idea off......NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX and ESPEN could form a joint venture and make a PAY FOR VIEW only NETWORK

UJN

Universal JUICE Network

I think I'd want to be involved with the magazine that covers the juice news......

JUICETIME.....a weekly mag that we start operating in Detroit just to help get that city back on it's feet.

Detroit could be the JUICE captial of the world.

Ideas
Ideas
Ideas

Michael Timothy McAlevey

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