Goel a little nuts

A man named Goel Ratzon was arrested yesterday in Tel Aviv, Israel for apparently having way too many women in his life.

As the story starts to unfold (no pictures available at this time) the word CULT comes into play.

He had approximately 17 women and 40 children living in three apartments in downtown Tel Aviv.

His cable bill was $1500 a month because every woman wanted to watch a different program.

The Israeli army confiscated 100 wide screen plasma TV's and each one came with a DVR player.

One of the young soldiers who happens to be from Agoura, California, I think his name was Jon, said, "nothing like this could ever happen in Agoura."

BUT

After being interviewed Mr. Ratzon said his favorite show was BIG LOVE on HBO and he was very interested in being deported to Utah.

Utah representatives from the Mormon faith said that their mosque in Israel is currently closed because their business license expired on the 31st of December. One man and six women were operating the office but they can't seem to locate them.

When the authorities tried to explain to him that BIG LOVE was simply a TV show, Goel Ratzon answered with....."isn't everything a TV show?"

Israeli TV producers are categorically denying that they had anything to do with Mr. Ratzon but were willing to begin negotiations on future projects. They all agreed that 17 was too large a number and that some of the female cast members would have to be narrowed down.

They couldn't agree on an actual number without first seeing pictures.

Sometimes things happen in the news that just make life worth living.

Michael Timothy McAlevey