CATO

I spent some time on the CATO INSTITUTE web site....this is the organization who took out the full page ad in LA TIMES stating that Global Warming wasn't happening.

It turns out a few other things aren't happening

SECOND HAND SMOKE is a complete fabrication and in fact cigarette smoke is actually good for your heart and your lungs....and your liver and your kidneys.

DRIVING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL is not a problem and sometimes you get home without killing somebody.

EATING RED MEAT is good for the colon and without a consistent diet of red meat you would become a vegan and God knows where that leads.

AN ABUNDANCE OF LEAD AND MERCURY IS RECOMMENDED FOR EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT

WATCHING TELEVISION 12 to 15 HOURS A DAY is the best way to stimulate the human brain.

HAVING MULTIPLE SEXUAL PARTNERS keeps you young at heart. And especially if you have unprotected sex with strangers.

SKY DIVING IS THE MOST EXCITING THING TO DO if you buy a parachute from a second hand store and don't check it before jumping.

COCAINE is very good for the heart because it makes it beat faster....in fact if you snort cocaine, drink alcohol and then have a whole bunch of cigarettes you might discover Nirvana.

READING is not good for the imagination and reading classic literature.. like MOBY DICK etc..... can make you sterile.

CONSUMING TOO MUCH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES can cause Alzheimer's

GIVING YOUR MONEY TO A FRIEND WHO PROMISES 25 PERCENT RETURNS helps stimulate the economy.

THE CATO INSTITUTE is really an interesting group

NO GLOBAL WARMING
that sure makes me feel better.

Michael Timothy McAlevey