Friday, May 18, 2007

Here's what needs to happen

Now that Paul Wolfowitz is no longer employed he needs to address a few important issues...and he could be made the Commissioner of these issues.

Press release:
Paul Wolfowitz has been appointed commissioner of a few projects that need immediate attention and his previous expertize should prove very valuable to helping solve these very important problems....

FIRST PROJECT....Find out what is really happening to the bee population and put an end to Colony Collapse Disorder

SECOND PROJECT....Spearhead the national conversion to LED lighting....much like Australia has announced a conversion to fluorescent, which are no where near the energy saving device of an LED light. This is a vital issue to the reduction of oil and coal and America could be the global leader of promoting LEDs....and Paul Wolfowitz could once again be the hero like the hero that lives inside his own mind.

THIRD PROJECT....Be the person that oversees anything being imported from China. With his global awareness it should be fairly easy to form a regulatory committee that makes sure everything we buy from China....is safe.....for both our pets and ourselves. I realize we have regulatory commissions but they need to be revitalized and placed under the guidance of a strong central leader and Paul Wolfowitz is the man of the hour.

FOURTH PROJECT....Paul Wolfowitz should be appointed as a second lieutenant to Al Gore in the battle to slow down Global Warming. It might seem like a sentence to him, but it also will make up for the bulls..t he created regarding IRAQ. Al will get him headed down the right path.

THOSE FOUR PROJECTS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO KEEP THE HONORABLE PAUL WOLFOWITZ BUSY FOR AWHILE, AND REASSURE US THAT HE ISN'T GETTING BACK INTO THE BUSH INNER CIRCLE..... WITH HIS BUDDY "THE REALDICK" CHENEY.

Now...Paul....GET TO WORK!

MICHAEL TIMOTHY MC ALEVEY

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