I was writing my blog about Sean Bell when Laura E. Fairly walked in the door and told me I had to sign some financial aid papers......I just looked at her in a strange manner because what could I possibly have to do with her financial aid program.....unless of course I won the lottery and then she would never have to worry about financial aid.....but other than that....I had no idea what she was talking about until I looked at the "booklet" she had laid on my desk.
THE ACCEPTANCE PACKAGE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IS
A
MAJOR
PRESENTATION.....
The certificate shown above sits inside the "booklet" when you open it.......
THOSE TROJANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO SEND OUT THE BIG HORSE......
QUITE IMPRESSIVE.....
OH YEAH.....and it's also pretty cool that she got accepted......
JUST KIDDING!
IT'S BEYOND COOL......IT'S ZERO FROZEN
IT'S ALSO BEYOND IMPRESSIVE and the best part is she really wasn't sure that they wanted her.
OH YEAH BABY.....THEY WANT YOU.
USC has always had a thing for beautiful skinny blonds.........especially smart beautiful skinny blonds......ESPECIALLY SMART BEAUTIFUL SKINNY BLONDS THAT CAN WRITE...RIGHT!
YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO.......
LAURA RIGHT WRITE
From the USC DG sorority house
on the campus of the USC Trojans
BIG DAY for all of us lifelong Trojan fans....and especially big day for all of
us lifelong
Laura Elizabeth Fairly fans......
Oh by the way.....what was Stanford's phone number? Now that the Trojans want her I'm sure Stanford will up the anti.....they can throw in a Nuclear Laboratory where fusion is being dissected into little tiny nano-horses....but they can't match the USC Journalism school or the USC Film School......and they can't even begin to complete with the MIGHTY USC TROJAN FOOTBALL TEAM....
FIGHT ON BABY!
Great job
Michael Timothy McAlevey
THOSE TROJANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO SEND OUT THE BIG HORSE......
QUITE IMPRESSIVE.....
OH YEAH.....and it's also pretty cool that she got accepted......
JUST KIDDING!
IT'S BEYOND COOL......IT'S ZERO FROZEN
IT'S ALSO BEYOND IMPRESSIVE and the best part is she really wasn't sure that they wanted her.
OH YEAH BABY.....THEY WANT YOU.
USC has always had a thing for beautiful skinny blonds.........especially smart beautiful skinny blonds......ESPECIALLY SMART BEAUTIFUL SKINNY BLONDS THAT CAN WRITE...RIGHT!
YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO.......
LAURA RIGHT WRITE
From the USC DG sorority house
on the campus of the USC Trojans
BIG DAY for all of us lifelong Trojan fans....and especially big day for all of
us lifelong
Laura Elizabeth Fairly fans......
Oh by the way.....what was Stanford's phone number? Now that the Trojans want her I'm sure Stanford will up the anti.....they can throw in a Nuclear Laboratory where fusion is being dissected into little tiny nano-horses....but they can't match the USC Journalism school or the USC Film School......and they can't even begin to complete with the MIGHTY USC TROJAN FOOTBALL TEAM....
FIGHT ON BABY!
Great job
Michael Timothy McAlevey
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1 comment:
thank you so much tim. haha. i did it! it's done! seriously though... thank you so much for all of your help with everything. and...you know the college essay that was about you and you saying that i had to speak up more often?? that was the usc one!!!
love, laura
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