It's Valentine's Day and hopefully it means something to you...which translates to.....you've got someone sharing a bed....either every night or enough time during a month...that requires you to stop and pick up a little something for the sweetheart...... OR you are in grammar school....or there is the possibility that you are simply a hopeless romantic and this is your favorite holiday of the year. Love those sweetheart stories....sweetheart.
Muqtada Sadr decided to travel to Iran to visit with his sweetheart....better known as the Ayatollah ....OH MY GOD....what a couple. Next year their pictures will be on numerous Hallmark cards.
" WE ARE WISHING YOU THE VERY BEST INSURGENCY YEAR OF YOUR LIFE....
MAY ALLAH SEPARATE YOUR SOUL BEFORE YOU PULL THE PIN."
with land mine love
Muqtada Sadr decided to travel to Iran to visit with his sweetheart....better known as the Ayatollah ....OH MY GOD....what a couple. Next year their pictures will be on numerous Hallmark cards.
" WE ARE WISHING YOU THE VERY BEST INSURGENCY YEAR OF YOUR LIFE....
MAY ALLAH SEPARATE YOUR SOUL BEFORE YOU PULL THE PIN."
with land mine love
Muqtada and Ayatollad
Seriously......I would be very concerned that these two freakin guys are meeting.....but maybe it's just a vacation. After all.....it's probably been awhile since Sadr had a chance to kick back and chill....watch a little TV and smoke some rope.
Those Shiite's! Can't live with em...can't live without em......
but on second thought.....
On on to North Korea........
THE PRICE IS RIGHT has hit the shores of Pyongyang...and Kim Jong Il's bank account just reached another level. The problem seems to be that the people aren't receiving anything resembling help or aid.
The UN inspector's shouldn't be checking out the Nuclear plants....they should be checking out the hospitals and the streets. Nourishment should be the first and foremost concern of the UN.
The people of North Korea have an average weight of 73 pounds.
Of course silly....I just made that up but that's the kind of info the UN should be collecting. I'm fairly certain that Weight Watchers doesn't have an office in North Korea....
Hopefully this new agreement will somehow translate to food for the masses.....but it's unlikely in the face of what seems to be a lack of concern on the part of the leaders.....and now that I think about it.....isn't Kim a little fat guy.....maybe the people should rise up and eat him.....
Oh the horror!
I'm not promoting cannibalism but sometimes things happen on the way over Donner Pass and things need to be done that normally won't be done.....
I'm trying to figure out some way to to get Muqtada and Kim together for Valentine's Day.....
but the Ayatollah is such a jealous sort......he needs to learn to share the love and tenderness that appears to be such a large part of of his personality.
Hearts of Gold
or
Hearts of Stone
or just totally over the top on religious viewpoints and translations of a freakin book?
That's the question on Valentine's Day.........
Michael Timothy McAlevey
Seriously......I would be very concerned that these two freakin guys are meeting.....but maybe it's just a vacation. After all.....it's probably been awhile since Sadr had a chance to kick back and chill....watch a little TV and smoke some rope.
Those Shiite's! Can't live with em...can't live without em......
but on second thought.....
On on to North Korea........
THE PRICE IS RIGHT has hit the shores of Pyongyang...and Kim Jong Il's bank account just reached another level. The problem seems to be that the people aren't receiving anything resembling help or aid.
The UN inspector's shouldn't be checking out the Nuclear plants....they should be checking out the hospitals and the streets. Nourishment should be the first and foremost concern of the UN.
The people of North Korea have an average weight of 73 pounds.
Of course silly....I just made that up but that's the kind of info the UN should be collecting. I'm fairly certain that Weight Watchers doesn't have an office in North Korea....
Hopefully this new agreement will somehow translate to food for the masses.....but it's unlikely in the face of what seems to be a lack of concern on the part of the leaders.....and now that I think about it.....isn't Kim a little fat guy.....maybe the people should rise up and eat him.....
Oh the horror!
I'm not promoting cannibalism but sometimes things happen on the way over Donner Pass and things need to be done that normally won't be done.....
I'm trying to figure out some way to to get Muqtada and Kim together for Valentine's Day.....
but the Ayatollah is such a jealous sort......he needs to learn to share the love and tenderness that appears to be such a large part of of his personality.
Hearts of Gold
or
Hearts of Stone
or just totally over the top on religious viewpoints and translations of a freakin book?
That's the question on Valentine's Day.........
Michael Timothy McAlevey
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